May 2013
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
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‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
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mtomoe:
eurovision drinking game: take a shot for every point your country gets
english rules: take a shot for every point your country didn’t get
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
fishnicks:
romania
more like
A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
yunuen:
my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked
the-parkster:
Here we go.
Who will you vote for Europe?
Count Fabula
Eyebrows
Hot men
Lesbians
Guy who named his shoes
Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
One of the Euphoria rip offs
Jesus
Thor
Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
Depressing song about birds
amyduckspond:
teenyblondini:
myheadtothesky:
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
actually no, the biggest plot twist would be portugal winning eurovision because we never win it and we almost never go to the final
ms-everlarks:
VOTE FOR PORTUGAL! oh nevermind
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
unlike-the-movies:
tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win
phantasticllamas:
Tumblr makes eurovision 100% better
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
delenaaddicted:
emingaribov:
on a scale of 1-10 how left out are u feeling americans
11
you know what’s better than the italian guy in the suit
the italian guy without the suit
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
and free alcohool too
cloudshelter:
so alcohol is free in greece? no wonder they’re broke
honourinrevenge:
Lol Romania has some competition now
connorkawaii:
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
jamesfrancos:
TYLER HOECHLIN
what are yo doin at eurovision
untilwefindaway:
ye gow leave ye gow leave lick my feet
i speak icelandic
kahterinepierce:
aw i like the girl performing for iceland!!!!
officialbioware:
fuckyourfreckles:
officialbioware:
femshep:
wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
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bitoflovehate:
‘just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should’